January 2012
7 posts
E.T.
Samuel L. Jackson (after seeing E.T. in a wig, dress and costume jewelry): Oh my fucking God.
E.T.: Elliot.
Samuel L. Jackson: What?
E.T.: Elliot. Elliot!
Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now. (She points to electronics and supplies in the closet.) Look what he brought up here all by himself. What’s he need this stuff for?
Samuel L. Jackson: ‘E.T.’ Can you...
Titanic
Samuel L. Jackson: Rose, you're no picnic, right? You're a spoiled fucking brat, even. But under that, you're the most amazingly, astounding wonderful fucking girl -- woman -- that I've ever known...
Rose: Jack, I...
Samuel L. Jackson: No. Let me get this out. You're ama-- I'm not a fucking idiot. I know how the world works. I've got ten bucks in my pocket. I have nothing to offer you, and I know that. I understand. But I'm too fucking involved now. You jump, I jump. Remember? I can't turn away without knowing you'll be all right. That's all a motherfucker can want.
Rose: Well, I'm fine. I'll be fine. Really.
Samuel L. Jackson: Really? I don't think so.Those motherfuckers have you trapped, Rose. And you're gonna die if you don't break free. Maybe not right away, 'cause you're strong. But sooner or later...that fire I love about you Rose? That fire's gonna burn fucking out.
Rose: It's not up to you to save me, Jack.
Samuel L. Jackson: Goddamn right. Only you can fucking do that.
The Blues Brothers
Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you’re gonna put me right back in the joint.
Samuel L. Jackson: They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a motherfucking mission from God.
Caddyshack
Samuel L. Jackson: So I fucking jump ship in Hong Kong, and I make my way over to Tibet. And I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D’Annunzio: A looper?
Samuel L. Jackson: A fucking looper. You know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they fucking give me? The motherfucking Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the...
Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who’s in charge here?
Aliens: The Claaaaaaw.
Alien #1: The Claw is our master.
Alien #2: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Samuel L. Jackson: This is motherfucking ludicrous.
Samuel L. Jackson's Day Off
Samuel L. Jackson: Life moves pretty fucking fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a fucking while, you could miss it.
When Samuel Met Sally
Samuel L. Jackson: There are two kinds of women: high fucking maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally Albright: Which one am I?
Samuel L. Jackson: Oh, you're the worst motherfucking kind. You're high maintenance, but you think you're fucking low maintenance.
Sally Albright: I don't see that.
Samuel L. Jackson: You don't fucking see that? "Waiter. I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsalmic vinegar and oil. But on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce. But I want the mustard on the side." 'On the side' is a very big fucking thing for you.
Sally Albright: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Samuel L. Jackson: I know. High motherfucking maintenance.